The Legend of Zelda: Link's Lost Manhood and Seven Years

[Ginta]

This will be a fan fiction to help prove a point that I'm the worlds number 1 Zelda fan. I'll post somethings to note and I guess this first post will srve as a masterpost or whatever.

Anyway I'll give credit to the people the help me right away.
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1. My first thanks goes to Spore for giving me the idea to write a 200-page fan fiction. Well I say forget 200 pages, I'll just do this until I reach a decent conclusion.

2. My second thanks goes to Fierce Deity for coming up with the idea to Link's Lost Manhood. He came up with the name and the idea of it.

3. My third thanks goes to smrpgfanno1, for inspiring me to become the number 1 Zelda fan. Without him, I wouldn't be even attempting to type this.
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Anyway this fanfiction will be split into two parts. The first part will be The Legend of Zelda: Link's Lost Manhood which is about Link being captured and it's up to Zelda to save him for once.

The Second part will be called The Legend of Zelda: Seven Years. It will focus on the events that happen during Link's seven years of sleep during the Ocarina of Time, such as how Hyrule (spoilers, I don't know if there are spoiler tags or not) is destroyed and how Zelda trains to become Shiek, and how Ganondorf takes over and all that good stuff. (End spoilers)

Anyway I'll start and finish with Link's Lost Manhood first and then I'll move onto Seven Years.

Anyway here is the first look at Link's Lost Manhood (expect many things to change between this and the real story)

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The Legend of Zelda: Link's Lost Manhood
Prolouge


It was an average day in the land of Hyrule, and Princess Zelda was doing whatever Princess people do on average days. Maybe she was signing new laws, or helping others, or maybe she was doing nothing of importance. It doesn't matter because what would happen next would cange her fate.
Zelda had just recieved a letter in the mail from Nintendo. She decided to open it knowing that the big N signed her paychecks and Zelda games weren't common so she needed the money to afford renting her castle. Using her long fingernail she cut a tear into the top of the sealed letter and pulled out the actual letter. She decided to read it after a long pause.
" Dear Zelda,

By popular demand fans of Nintendo have been requesting a new Zelda game. We decided that wii (ha we made a funny) would hold of on making one as much as possible before sales of every other Zelda game on the market suffered, and as sales are now slowing and E3 is coming up now would seem like a great time to get our best staff writers, drinks a few beers, and see what we can come up with when we're drunk (and it worked out very well as these meetings created great games like Mario, Kirby, and Pokemon. In fact it's a rule that you HAVE to be drunk to think of a new Pokemon design).
Also by demand Ganondorf is the most wanted character to be the new playable character, but as we find it, you Zelda would make a better leader. So in the new game we've decided that you and Ganondorf will team up to save Link from a power greater than the three of you put together. Expect more news about this game when we actually have an idea on what we just said."
Zelda put the letter down, pulled a sword out of a closet near her, tore her dress of to show a new outfit, and went leaped into the air. At this moment we pause mid-frame to show that sshe is somehow outside her castle with a bunch of random characters behind her (they will support her in her quest to save Link) and the sky holds a giant pair of dark eyes behind them.
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Comments and ideas are always accepted.

[Fierce Deity]

Sounds great so far, maybe i should make a fan fic one of these days

PS : Was joking about the title lolz - funny hahaha
PSS : Ill never let you be #1 while im around. That ranks taken

[Spore]

You know when you finally finish it I 'll just link you to a 300 page fanfiction. Crazy fans these days.

[Jogurt the Yogurt]

I hope you try to be just as #1 a fan as somerapfan is. Then this fic can be pleasantly unreadable.

[Ginta]

Originally Posted by Fierce Deity

PS : Was joking about the title lolz - funny hahaha
PSS : Ill never let you be #1 while im around. That ranks taken

1. ._.

2. Yeah it's taken, by me!

[Ouenben]

Originally Posted by Ginta

1. ._.

2. Yeah it's taken, by me!

1. Have you completed the following games? and can you tell me which platforms they have appeared on?
Zelda ocarina of time
Zelda majoras mask
zelda links awakening
Zelda links awakening Dx (a true #1 fan would have completed both or at least this one instead of the first)
Zelda Oracle of seasons
Zelda Oracle of ages
Zelda twilight princess
Zelda phantom hourglass
Zelda Minish cap
Zelda 1
Zelda 2 adventure of link
Zelda a link to the past
Zelda BS
Zelda Game and watch
Zelda windwaker
Zelda four swords adventure
Zelda: Links cross bow training

Dont have to have completed but name console/s they were on:
Zelda wand of gamelon
Zelda faces of evil
zeldas adventure

if you have completed and named every (not just the debut console) then i may. just may consider you a good fan and worthy candidate for best fan :P
no looking up the answers!

[hansolo350]

Originally Posted by Ouenben

1. Have you completed the following games? and can you tell me which platforms they have appeared on?
Zelda ocarina of time
Zelda majoras mask
zelda links awakening
Zelda links awakening Dx (a true #1 fan would have completed both or at least this one instead of the first)
Zelda Oracle of seasons
Zelda Oracle of ages
Zelda twilight princess
Zelda phantom hourglass
Zelda Minish cap
Zelda 1
Zelda 2 adventure of link
Zelda a link to the past
Zelda BS

Dont have to have completed but name console/s they were on:
Zelda wand of gamelon
Zelda faces of evil
zeldas adventure

if you have completed and named every (not just the debut console) then i may. just may consider you a good fan and worthy candidate for best fan :P
no looking up the answers!

None of that matters since he is now writting a fanfic, which I can only hope will be at least 200 pages.

[The shoemaker]

Originally Posted by Ouenben

1. Have you completed the following games? and can you tell me which platforms they have appeared on?
Zelda ocarina of time
Zelda majoras mask
zelda links awakening
Zelda links awakening Dx (a true #1 fan would have completed both or at least this one instead of the first)
Zelda Oracle of seasons
Zelda Oracle of ages
Zelda twilight princess
Zelda phantom hourglass
Zelda Minish cap
Zelda 1
Zelda 2 adventure of link
Zelda a link to the past
Zelda BS

Dont have to have completed but name console/s they were on:
Zelda wand of gamelon
Zelda faces of evil
zeldas adventure

if you have completed and named every (not just the debut console) then i may. just may consider you a good fan and worthy candidate for best fan :P
no looking up the answers!

You forgot the best one, Wind Waker

[Spore]

Originally Posted by Ouenben

zelda links awakening
Zelda links awakening Dx (a true #1 fan would have completed both or at least this one instead of the first)
List Blah Blah
Blah

Wouldn't it be more fan worthy to have been around to play the original in its untouched glory instead of an updated version?

[The shoemaker]

Just remembered, he also forgot to mention Four Swords Adventure, Links crosbow training, and the Zelda game&watch