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Posted 9th May 2009 at 03:32 PM by PoisonRamune
You guys ever notice how slides were always super fun as a child. However, as an adult you only slide down things to preserve your life or safety somehow.

I've always wanted to slide down that huge yellow slide that's on an airplane. But then again, in order for me to do so the plane would have to ground itself (and that's just not cool).
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The Naming of Morton Koopa Jr.

Posted 14th February 2009 at 07:21 PM by PoisonRamune
Morton Koopa Jr. is one of King Koopa's (Bowser) 9 children. My question is if King Koopa's name is Bowser, how in the hell can Morton Koopa be a junior?!

That's like me having the name Robert; and naming my kid Bill Jr. It just doesn't make any sense.

I'm not even going to ask about where the koopa children came from... I mean, if Peach had them like everyone seems to think, her cooter would be more tore up than a pyro going up against a heavy in TF2.... And Mario...
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A Miniature Grinch

Posted 9th December 2008 at 01:52 PM by PoisonRamune
Updated 18th December 2008 at 03:19 AM by PoisonRamune
After checking out related Dr. Seuss stories, I've come to a startling conclusion...

The Grinch (that green jerk, who steals Christmas) is microscopic.

Allow me to explain...

The story Horton Hears a Who is about a large elephant that discovers a colony of people that are the size of household dust. The microscopic people in this we known as Whos.

And in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Seuss tells of a Who Christmas that was almost...
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The Naming of Fox McCloud

Posted 2nd November 2008 at 12:14 AM by PoisonRamune
Updated 2nd November 2008 at 12:23 AM by PoisonRamune
The naming of Fox McCloud from the Starfox (Starwing or whateve it's called in EU) series stands out as particularly stupid.

Fox's father James McCloud had a normal name, yet was an anthropomorphic fox like his son.

My question is, why have a normal human name yet give your child a name that describes exactly what he is?

That's just as stupid as me naming my future offspring "Asian." I mean, it's obvious what they are just looking at them.
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