[Jogurt the Yogurt]

Originally Posted by KeeperBvK

So would I if there was any.

There was.

Kawaii may be a horrible, horrible writer, but that doesn't mean we have to jump all over him whenever he writes anything in the forums. That would be an Ouenben-like knee-jerk overreaction. This is not a descriptive feature review published in a magazine. Don't look for precise mechanical details. It was impressions, and I got some impressions from it:

Originally Posted by kawaii

country girl Cornet ... is also in love with the prince of Marl kingdom ... ???kidnaps him ...its up to our lovestruck puppet talking heroin to save the prince .

Impression: Generic JRPG setup. Boring.

Originally Posted by kawaii

is a beginners RPG ...the gameplay is simple The gameplay is a basic RPG disigned for beginners nothing orignal just a basic turn bassed battles but done in a way to be more fun than Super Mario RPG .

Impression: Easy game with turn-based battle system possibly more interesting/entertaining than shared dislike.

Originally Posted by kawaii

This game has 10 songs all in Japanese ...theres a hint of compresion still can be heard but not to bad to ruin the enjoyment as the songs are still nice to listen to all 10 of them.

Lots of important info in this paragraph!

Originally Posted by kawaii

prerenderd doungeon & forest designs unfortunately they are repetive ....including a whole bunch of cute monstes like adorable multi taled foxes to smiling jellys & cute mushrooms ...it has a more cutsie anime design...the puppets are nice some cute & others not quite but they are all nice still.

Impressions: Lame art style.

His conclusion also mentions that the game is short (~12 hours).

In the context of a short, impressions-style mini-review and the ability of good readers to pull information out of something even if it's poorly written, we're left with things boiled down to this:

"A couple idiots are in love, one gets kidnapped, one has to rescue. Generic JRPG setup. Short (~12 hour) RPG for beginners. Easy game with turn-based battle system possibly more interesting / entertaining than SMRPG if you didn't like that one. Not much variety in poorly compressed / low quality Japanese-only music. Lots of emphasis on cuteness and anime. Environments are repetitive."

That's the kind of snarky mini-review I would post. It's also enough to tell me to stay far away from this game.

So yeah, his writing may be terrible, but that doesn't mean it's information-free. I welcome all members here to post impressions of games they've just played or thought might be interesting to the rest of us. You don't have to be a pro! And don't be intimidated if you know your writing isn't the best. This is a casual social forum where we share information. I trash NintendoLaff because it's run by a bunch of illiterate bloggers who think they're pros. Context. I'm not about to trash folks here for the same reasons.